The murdering shits of the IRA seek to get away with hiding behind the 'might' of Gerry Adams (murderer) and stop themselves be extradited to Colombia to serve their rightful terms in jail.
So much for the 'peace process'.
Well, Gerry is such a good (arse) soul, isn't he?
Monday, August 08, 2005
Ben Cohen - Ha Bloody Ha!
Cuddly little Benjamin Cohen seems to have had the shit dumped on him regarding his vain attempt to implicate everyone in the loss of the itunes.co.uk domain name.
The cheeky chappy [whom BBCi loves to call an 'internet entrepreneur'] has been told to go shove it.
Perhaps he queered his own pitch when it was disclosed he had tried to sell the domain to Napster. Doh!
The judge described Conehead's application as 'flawed'.
MacUser UK are obviously as big a fan of the The Cone-ster as I am, as they even mention a fuller account of the judges' summing up - 'flawed, late and unnecessary'.
What a shame for the poor young lad. You could email him if you want to: ben@cyberbritain.co.uk.
Git.
The cheeky chappy [whom BBCi loves to call an 'internet entrepreneur'] has been told to go shove it.
Perhaps he queered his own pitch when it was disclosed he had tried to sell the domain to Napster. Doh!
The judge described Conehead's application as 'flawed'.
MacUser UK are obviously as big a fan of the The Cone-ster as I am, as they even mention a fuller account of the judges' summing up - 'flawed, late and unnecessary'.
What a shame for the poor young lad. You could email him if you want to: ben@cyberbritain.co.uk.
Git.
Monday's Big Git
Hey, that's real tasteful!
Right up there with the 'Hindenburgh' Souvenir Box of Matches...
Keith Fieler (Feeler?) has developed* a really crap game called 'Mind The Bombs' that he is tarting around the net with.
[* I suspect not, actually]
I was going to link to his site, but you've got Google, haven't you?
Allegedly, this is all in 'support' of the terrorist bombing victims in London in July. But, he is happily based in Californication. And he has links to lots of online casinos, including a referral click-through on his ugly and badly designed website.
Anyhow, let's cut to the chase - here's his Whois lookup.
Fieler, Keith [KF-157]
19587 Tonkawan Road
Apple Valley, CA 92307, US
Phone: (760) 946-2869
Email: tavistock2005@hotmail.com
Right up there with the 'Hindenburgh' Souvenir Box of Matches...
Keith Fieler (Feeler?) has developed* a really crap game called 'Mind The Bombs' that he is tarting around the net with.
[* I suspect not, actually]
I was going to link to his site, but you've got Google, haven't you?
Allegedly, this is all in 'support' of the terrorist bombing victims in London in July. But, he is happily based in Californication. And he has links to lots of online casinos, including a referral click-through on his ugly and badly designed website.
Anyhow, let's cut to the chase - here's his Whois lookup.
Fieler, Keith [KF-157]
19587 Tonkawan Road
Apple Valley, CA 92307, US
Phone: (760) 946-2869
Email: tavistock2005@hotmail.com
Wednesday, August 03, 2005
Just in case we forget...Steven Milligan
An upstanding Tory MP*.
*(This is an outright lie)
I know we shouldn't speak ill of the dead, but they can't sue, so what the hell?
Go here.
Or here.
or indeed, here.
So, Jeanette Winterson was right, eh?
*(This is an outright lie)
I know we shouldn't speak ill of the dead, but they can't sue, so what the hell?
Go here.
Or here.
or indeed, here.
So, Jeanette Winterson was right, eh?
Monday, August 01, 2005
Knives Out, boys...
Irritable Duncan-Smith (for it is he) has been ruffling the feathers of the wannabe Grandees in Westminster and beyond, it seems. Just to start the blood letting early, rather than actually wait until the elections start, he's laid the axe to two fellow Tories and has said that he will not only quit as an Tory MP, but run as an independent candidate if the two greasy ne'er do wells who were responsible for his downfall are allowed to run as Tory candidates. Bitter, no - certainly not.
Mind you, having seen Dr Vanessa Gearson, she has the same kind of scary eyes as Ruth Kelly (probably as 'Christian' as her, as well). Gearson used to work for IDS as head of the office for non-reelection or some such claptrap.
Mark McGregor is a bit more media-savvy, has gotten himself a website n'all. More on him soon.
Mind you, having seen Dr Vanessa Gearson, she has the same kind of scary eyes as Ruth Kelly (probably as 'Christian' as her, as well). Gearson used to work for IDS as head of the office for non-reelection or some such claptrap.
Mark McGregor is a bit more media-savvy, has gotten himself a website n'all. More on him soon.
Friday, July 29, 2005
I laughed until I cried...
All these years, I just knew that Tiny Computers were shite.
Ahhh, justice is sometimes oh-so-very sweet.
Ahhh, justice is sometimes oh-so-very sweet.
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
Not a club I'd want to be a member of...
Oh dear, those jolly chaps at the Grauniad has gotten themselves into a bit of a pickle.
As Steve Busfield points out, Dilpazier Aslam has been shuffled out of the door due to his unsavoury connections.
Now why could the Daily Mirror have done that with Piers Morgan ages ago?
As Steve Busfield points out, Dilpazier Aslam has been shuffled out of the door due to his unsavoury connections.
Now why could the Daily Mirror have done that with Piers Morgan ages ago?
Kick 'em when they're down
Apologies, I just can't stop laughing at this. He's one ugly muthafucker, too.
Very bad beard skills, if you ask me.
Very bad beard skills, if you ask me.
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
Hey George, can you hear us?
Probably not. But then I'd have been surprised if anyone would choose to listen - it would be too disturbing.
Geneva Convention, pah!
Geneva Convention, pah!
The old 'God made me do it' defence
Bless him, Mohammed Bouyeri got sent down for quite a long time by a court in the Netherlands. In cunning legal fashion, he 'told the court he had acted out of religious conviction'.
The Beeb report goes on to say: '..clutching a copy of the Koran, he said that "the law compels me to chop off the head of anyone who insults Allah and the prophet".'
Odd thing is, I can't find any reference to that in the Koran.
Maybe he has the new Penguin version.
His sentence carries no possibility of parole. Oh well.
The Beeb report goes on to say: '..clutching a copy of the Koran, he said that "the law compels me to chop off the head of anyone who insults Allah and the prophet".'
Odd thing is, I can't find any reference to that in the Koran.
Maybe he has the new Penguin version.
His sentence carries no possibility of parole. Oh well.
Monday, July 25, 2005
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
Update
Been on my hols - got some stuff to catch up with, but will be with you shortly.
:-)
Had to get the Quick Gits up and posted, though.
:-)
Had to get the Quick Gits up and posted, though.
Quick gits this morning
Quick note on a person who is registered to own the domain
www.mercy-publicity.com
who claim to be raising money for the London Bombing Victims.
Yeah, right. I'm sure they are.
Ruben Hariri
mag@openlate.co.uk
+1.5550000000
Mercy Publicity Group Inc.
1462 18th Avenue
San Francisco,CA,
UNITED STATES 94122
Incidentally, the [openlate] domain is registered to some who lives at:
92 - 102 East Street
Braintree
Essex
CM7 3JW
They claim to be called Freeola Ltd....
and here's a Streetmap link, just in case you'd like to visit them in lovely Essex.
www.mercy-publicity.com
who claim to be raising money for the London Bombing Victims.
Yeah, right. I'm sure they are.
Ruben Hariri
mag@openlate.co.uk
+1.5550000000
Mercy Publicity Group Inc.
1462 18th Avenue
San Francisco,CA,
UNITED STATES 94122
Incidentally, the [openlate] domain is registered to some who lives at:
92 - 102 East Street
Braintree
Essex
CM7 3JW
They claim to be called Freeola Ltd....
and here's a Streetmap link, just in case you'd like to visit them in lovely Essex.
Wednesday, July 06, 2005
Just so we're clear...
A very nice and efficient person at the London Development Agency just supplied me with the following information:
***
Thank you for enquiring into the London Development Agency and the Olympic Games.
The Government and the London Development Agency have both provided £10m to London
2012 to support the bid. London 2012 have also raised around £9m of private funding
from business, bringing the total to £29m.
In addition a further £10m was made available by the Government and the LDA to fund
projects that supported the bid - including developing the Master Plan for the Lower
Lea Valley if we win and sponsoring a number of sporting events around the country.
***
Watch this space....I will be gathering more info over the next couple of days.
***
Thank you for enquiring into the London Development Agency and the Olympic Games.
The Government and the London Development Agency have both provided £10m to London
2012 to support the bid. London 2012 have also raised around £9m of private funding
from business, bringing the total to £29m.
In addition a further £10m was made available by the Government and the LDA to fund
projects that supported the bid - including developing the Master Plan for the Lower
Lea Valley if we win and sponsoring a number of sporting events around the country.
***
Watch this space....I will be gathering more info over the next couple of days.
Genius. Sheer Genius.
Chicken Yoghurt does it again!
Oh, and a belated 'Well Done' to Hilary Clinton for all her efforts helping New York secure their bid for the 2012 Olympics... sorry, what? They didn't get it?... you're joking....?
[What do I know? I honestly thought Paris was going to win]
Oh, and a belated 'Well Done' to Hilary Clinton for all her efforts helping New York secure their bid for the 2012 Olympics... sorry, what? They didn't get it?... you're joking....?
[What do I know? I honestly thought Paris was going to win]
Kansas - The Progressive Education State
Which is why we should all bow down to the Great Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I think the oddest thing about Creationists is that they always speak in terms of destruction and death. Just seems a little odd.
I think the oddest thing about Creationists is that they always speak in terms of destruction and death. Just seems a little odd.
Tuesday, July 05, 2005
Oh, and sorry...
Lots of bad language over the last few posts. Shouldn't post when I'm 'tired and emotional'.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Just to continue the anti-American theme
So New York (a city, I might add, I'm extremely fond of) needs to have the Olympics because of what the date challengened Yanks call '9-11 sympathy vote'?
Don't think the IOC agree, no matter what bloody Hilary Clinton spins herself into a daze saying to support their clueless bid.
We'll see at lunchtime on Wednesday.
When Paris wins.
[snigger]
Don't think the IOC agree, no matter what bloody Hilary Clinton spins herself into a daze saying to support their clueless bid.
We'll see at lunchtime on Wednesday.
When Paris wins.
[snigger]
Freedom of speech? Not if you want to keep your job, matey..
What a bunch of morons. So, by the fact that the BBC had sought you out to hear your opinions of copyright-related issues, you get fired for speaking your mind to the nation's leading public broadcast news service.
How very enlightned of Aldcliffe Computer Systems. Tossers.
Whatever you do, don't use these contact details to tell them what wankers they are:
Anne Salmon
Aldcliffe Computer Systems Ltd
St Leonard's House
St Leonardgate
Lancaster LA1 1NN
01524 384043
or
directors@aldcliffe.com
How very enlightned of Aldcliffe Computer Systems. Tossers.
Whatever you do, don't use these contact details to tell them what wankers they are:
Anne Salmon
Aldcliffe Computer Systems Ltd
St Leonard's House
St Leonardgate
Lancaster LA1 1NN
01524 384043
or
directors@aldcliffe.com
Monday, July 04, 2005
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