Monday, September 26, 2005

The True Face of Evil

Forget Lucifer - she's already here!

Poor old Philip Hayton, being teamed up with grimacing gorgon Kate Silverton. It's all become too much for him, and he is no longer the 'Man from Aunty', having quit after 37 years with the Beeb. A sad day.
Now, it would seem we are left with yet another Sophie Wrayworth buffoon-a-like.

Anyhow, coke-snorting mediaslag, sorry - agent Alex Armitage (head of the Noel Gay Artists outfit) has leapt to the defence of his clueless talking head Silverton, saying typically unspecific, yet barbed words suggested the problem lies with Hayton.

Lest we forget, Noel Gay Artists also represents: Richard Littlejohn (oh my god), Rod Little (well...), and, of course everyone's favourite 'Today' programme presenter - Sarah Montague; For that last one alone they should be doused in kerosene and made to rub themselves on Charles Clarke.

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